Practical Jokes
While I was at lunch today, my co-worker wrapped my chair in a black lawn'n'leaf bag, tied it tightly with white rope, and then taped it down with packing tape (I guess it could have been worse. It could have been filament strapping tape). I had a good laugh, and then plopped on the ground behind the desk to free my poor sitting device. We all had a good laugh. We took pictures and texted them to our families. We grinned and shot rubber bands at each-other. What a lovely workplace? Right. Now is the time for revenge, but I'm afraid neither my heart nor my imagination are truly in it, so I need your help. What, dear friends, shall I do for vengeance? How shall my poor posterior be avenged? Something with paperclips and rubber bands - something that Alan won't notice? HELP!